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Erroneous Line: North Texas pick'em

North Texas was initially listed as a pick'em over Liberty instead of -13. Per rule 13.5, bets on this play are voided. You can re-bet the fake money, or take North Texas -13 with your original bet.

Marshall-South Carolina and Southern Miss-Appalachian State cancelled

More cancellations. Other games in the affected area have had their kickoff times moved up. Current game days/times appear in the Make Picks page.

ECU-VT, WVU-NC State, and Central Florida-UNC games postponed

These three games have been cancelled due to impending hurricane Florence. Any existing bets on them are voided, and any wager on them will be treated as a push. If you want the money freed up to bet something else, please send me an email.

Wagers on these games that were part of a parlay will be treated as pushes.

Other games have had dates, times, and locations changed. Ohio-Virginia has been moved to Nashville. Coastal Carolina-Campbell has been moved to Campbell (yes, the FCS team will host an FBS team). I will keep the bet list as current as possible.

UPDATE: Norfolk State-Liberty has also been cancelled.

Gambletron 2000 will no longer offer Memphis-Navy

A bug has been fixed whereby the Gambletron kept offering the Memphis-Navy game, even long after it ended. This has been fixed. You cheeky bastards who tried betting on it after the game was ovver will have those bets voided. However, you will win Degenerate Bet of the Week.

Weekly Bet Minimum Fixed

Those of you who lost fake money last money had weekly bet limits of less than $250. This has been fixed.

Dashboard, View All Picks Pages Added

The new View All Picks page shows everyone's picks for the week. Picks are hidden until noon on Friday, or after each game kicks off. You can now view all your own picks, at any time, on the Dashboard page.

Cancelled/Postponed Games

Akron-Nebraska and South Dakota State-Iowa State have been cancelled due to weather. Any bets on these games will be returned. Betting these games still counts towards meeting weekly minimum requirements.

North Carolina A&T-East Carolina has been postponed to Sunday, 2:30 PM Eastern. The kickoff time has been updated, and this game is re-opened for new bets until kickoff. Any existing bets on those games will stand.

GAMBOLLLLLL! Feature

We have a new feature! The Gambletron 2000 lets you bet on a random game, for a -102 payoff, instead of the usual -110. A game and team is chosen at random. You can bet for any amount you want, with the usual restrictions. The offered team changes every 60-120 minutes (clicking refresh doesn't speed it up). Click the GAMBOLLLLLL! link above to try it.

The Parlay Button Works!

It took me forever, but you can now submit parlay wagers directly through the site. Log in, go to Make Picks, select 2 or 3 pointspread or over/under picks, and click the Parlay button. You will be prompted to enter one amount for the entire parlay. You will then get a confirmation screen.

Betting Window For The 2018 Season Is Open!

I'm opening it a little early, at about 11:20 Eastern time Sunday night, so I can go get drunk. The damned parlay button still isn't working right, so email me if you absolutely must make a parlay right now.

Straight bets should work correctly. Check out all the new features (many of which are still in development) and let me know if anything is broken.

Remember, Week 1 runs from August 25 through September 3. There are only four games August 25 (two of which involve FCS teams and probably won't have lines). But lines for the September 1 games are available for bets now.

Watch The Daily Stampede for announcements about the upcoming season. If you'd like to join, or need to recover your password, use the Contact link above.

New Website!

As you can tell, the PYU website is undergoing a rebuild. There is a new, improved look, and new features. Let me know of any problems you may encounter.

Here's what's new:

Known issues (as of 10:00 PM Eastern, Friday, August 24):

What Is Protect Your Unit?

Protect Your Unit is the college football pick'em contest operated by Voodoo Five SouthFlorida.247sports.com The Daily Stampede.

This contest combines our love of two of life's greatest gifts: college football and degenerate gambling. It also proves that beating the spread, no matter how much college football you watch, is often tougher than it looks. The greatness of this contest is, besides proving how wealthy you would really be if you just bet all your net worth on college football like you want to, when you're wrong there are no pawn shops or payday loans involved. We're doing this for fun, and to see who's the best college football gambler of them all. That guy should move to Vegas and just shop lines all day... because why not??

Can I play?

Was Skip Holtz an epic disaster? Of course you can! The contest is open to all Daily Stampede readers as well as our friends throughout the college football blogosphere. Email GarySJ with your SBNation member name, desired password, team you support, and your blog/Twitter (if any). We'll get you squared away faster than your bookie finds you after going 0-6 and not covering your double-down on Monday Night Football, or the WNBA parlay that was just ohsoclose and oh God 1-888-Admit-it and do you know how to get a cash advance on an Old Navy gift card?

Why is it called "Protect Your Unit?"

The contest takes its name from the sage advice often given by legendary broadcaster Chris Thomas of sports radio WDAE in Tampa. CT was our role model for balancing a fulfilling professional career with openly being a true degenerate (and usually a profitable one).

We miss him for so many reasons (our favorite being how he would annually broadcast the Outback Bowl with Jack Harris and a raging hangover), but one of the biggest was every Friday during football season he ran a picks contest with his listeners on air. People would call in and give and the reasons why they were picking the games they chose. We want you to do the same: participate in the weekly thread saying why you chose the picks you did. This is where the comedy ensues. RIP Chris.

Are there prizes?

Of course there are prizes! And they are just great, like... um, well, we're working on that. We've been so busy getting this website up and running (and chasing down exotic beers and bourbons for our tailgates this year) that we haven't had a chance to nail them down yet. Trust us, we're absolutely going to make this worth your while. Sponsors and stuff, we mean it. But give us a few weeks on this one.

(DISCLAIMER: This contest is for entertainment purposes only. No actual money is being wagered.)